I really fucking hate having my hair pulled, it’s knotty as all hell anyway it needs no introduction to pain

Doesn’t need to be when you’re [REDACTED]

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I once dressed up as Dick from the Famous Five.

Feel free to project some sort of cosplay fantasy onto this fact should you wish to.

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This is now the Enid Blyton thread.

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please stop reading my WhatsApp

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Why are people more open with their bodies with strangers than their feelings?

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Feelings don’t cum

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Jesus, what the fuck sort of post is this? This isn’t me.

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You’re not trying hard enough

It’s the filthy Thursday effect

You must have a hell of a clinic nearby

Reason this back this is not to suggest you’ll need it just that most places take longer!!!

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I’ll offer one shiny pound coin to any moderator who makes this Ant’s tagline.

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what a sad little life, jane. i hope you enjoy the face sitting. i hope it makes you very happy.

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People have to reckon with their bodies on some level, being faced with them daily, whereas feelings can easily be ignored. So it might just be that bodies are easier to share as you are aware of what you have, whereas you’d have to know you own feelings before you can share them

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feelings are stronger than orgasms and maybe that’s why people guard them
You don’t sit around thinking about an orgasm ten minutes after it happened
Please nobody lie in reply to this

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You’re making some really nice posts today

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Orgys feel pretty impersonal though.
Oftentimes it’s the little things that are more sexy.
Like, the thought/memory/fantasy of someone hot tugging my hair during an intimate moment is more butterfly inducing than the idea of a load of random cocks/boobs/etc flying around.

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I’m not aware of my body at all tbh

Just snorted on the bus and had to apologise, cheers

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