I’m as adventurous in person as I am in my mind (or how well do your fantasies line up with your actions)

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I have never hated men more than I do right now

Can’t even imagine being that abundant of orgasm

Ummmm :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Would rather a nice coffee or something most of the time

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If this poll finishes on anything above 1.5 I am abandoning any notion of faith I have in the verisimilitude of this online community

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grinding your own beans?

Just the right amount of froth

Bunch of big missionary bros giving it the big one

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I’m sorry, what?

Whenever I think about hot tubs I think of that chuck palahniuk story

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:face_vomiting:

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Semi finals time

  • Fingering
  • Pegging

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  • Facesitting
  • Oral (on female genitals)

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Facesitting and oral are very similar but Facesitting has the added bonus of there being no escape

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This is a proper good post! It’s weird isn’t it how so much of sex is wrapped up with escapism, as you say doing things nobody knows or would expect. So many kinks are just subversions of what’s expected, sexy authority figures, taking power from the powerful. That’s probably the stuff I like more than the rest.

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And something to plug crippling insecurity too obv

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post/username

Everything is sex
Except sex
Which is power

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Finals should be non-anon imo

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Bound to be some bankers well into that