#348

just not true

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#350

not if it’s waterproof, or you’re comfortable with your constitution’s ability to process a germ

#351

it is literally scientifically true

#352

Do you have an enormous toaster

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#353

imagine needing two hands to hold a slice of toast

alright Donald Trump

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#354

Is ice food?

#356

standard size. the bread is very long though and when weighed down with the amount of jam I like it needs a second hand or flat surface to support it otherwise it would bend and the jam would fall off

#357

you\re not toasting it enough

#358

I think what we’ve established from this thread is that lot’s of people have bad opinions, @the_ravens might actually be a squirrel and that @AQOS is scared of the floor.

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#359

imagining @the_ravens with his massive fucking toast strapped to his back for portability

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#360

that may be the case, but if it was toasted enough to support it’s own weight and that of the jam it would be shit and not a worthy finalist

#361

what bread are you using your maniac. a normal slice of toast can support an obscene amount of topping

#362

you could load it with bananas and peanut butter and it’d still hold

#363

Need an answer on this please

#364

my homemade sourdough a slice of which can be up to 30cm long

#365

Except its @the_ravens and toast

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#366

it depends whether you live in a hard water region, I should imagine, imo.

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#367

so you’re basing the portability of a snack on some mental gangly version you’ve concocted yourself out of nothing but flour and cobwebs

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#368

yup. After you’ve had my bread why would you want anything else.

#369

I meant in a pre-packaged bag, because that’s better after being dropped on the floor cause it’s easier to get out.