Samosas knocked pasties out didn’t they? What a fucking dope.

I suppose this could work

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a twix dipped in some lemsip

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unpopular opinion alert…i don’t like samosas.

which part? the delicious spicy filling, the delightful crisp flaky pastry, or the wonderful assortment of relishes that typically accompany them?

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I love toast but for my money a true snack winner has to be much more portable than toast.

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“would you like a delicious samosa?”
“no thanks pal, i’m going to have toast for some reason”

yeah right

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you know what’s a better snack than toast? a toastie.

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ffs

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a great way to make your melted cheese portable, too.

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exactly. what more could you want from a snack than portability?

if you drop toast there is a 50% chance of it being ruined.
you can’t put it in a paper bag without the topping sticking to the bag
generally more work involved in getting it and less likely to be procured outside of the house (these are less important)
a large slice of toast can need two hands to hold, this is rare with a samosa

and “fairly portable” is not enough for a finalist

any food is ruined if you drop it on the floor

just not true

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not if it’s waterproof, or you’re comfortable with your constitution’s ability to process a germ

it is literally scientifically true

Do you have an enormous toaster

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imagine needing two hands to hold a slice of toast

alright Donald Trump

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Is ice food?