#356

standard size. the bread is very long though and when weighed down with the amount of jam I like it needs a second hand or flat surface to support it otherwise it would bend and the jam would fall off

#357

you\re not toasting it enough

#358

I think what we’ve established from this thread is that lot’s of people have bad opinions, @the_ravens might actually be a squirrel and that @AQOS is scared of the floor.

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#359

imagining @the_ravens with his massive fucking toast strapped to his back for portability

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#360

that may be the case, but if it was toasted enough to support it’s own weight and that of the jam it would be shit and not a worthy finalist

#361

what bread are you using your maniac. a normal slice of toast can support an obscene amount of topping

#362

you could load it with bananas and peanut butter and it’d still hold

#363

Need an answer on this please

#364

my homemade sourdough a slice of which can be up to 30cm long

#365

Except its @the_ravens and toast

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#366

it depends whether you live in a hard water region, I should imagine, imo.

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#367

so you’re basing the portability of a snack on some mental gangly version you’ve concocted yourself out of nothing but flour and cobwebs

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#368

yup. After you’ve had my bread why would you want anything else.

#369

I meant in a pre-packaged bag, because that’s better after being dropped on the floor cause it’s easier to get out.

#370

It’s food but not a snack. Not portable enough

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#371

3 ice samosas please!

#372

ask me once I’ve had your bread

(can I have some please, sorry about all I said before)

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#373

Getting close to being fully done by this

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#374

oooh yeah, you should raffle it (if you want to ofc), because it does look banging

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#375

1 most food shouldn’t be on the floor

yes, but this goes to the portability of the snack and the risk of ruin should it get knocked out of your hand

2 don’t put it in a bag then

again, this is about portability. you might want to keep a bit for later. if it’s not transportable in a bag it’s not a good snack

3 you’ve got to want it

I did say this one wasn’t as important

4 this is insane, you’re insane

my toast is large and well covered