Itâs a good thing fizzy peaches arenât in this world cup, I donât think I could handle it if they didnât win
You can get irn bru fudge and country shows. Itâs ok.
The correct order to eat Skittles in is:
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thatâs fucking minging mate
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You fling the green ones at your mates, or just give them away. Nothing green has ever tasted good. Imagine eating peas.
Then you eat the rest however you like, but leave some red ones til last as they are best
Green Starburst are one of the top ones mate
Canât cope with this today
Are they apple? Lime? Spinach?
Apples and apple flavoured stuff is the only acceptable green food.
Greens are always the solid middle choice. Youâre a fucking moron if you prefer them to reds or purples but youâre sure as shit gonna take a green over a yellow or an orange.
youâre a fucking moron
Yum
fucking sickening. and pea juice too. stuff of the devil.
Theyâre great until you finish the bag and your teeth/inside of your mouth feel all weird and a bit sore and you feel nothing but shame and remorse
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Sherbert lemons ruin my mouth but the sweet sweet pain is worth it
Iâm not a monster mate. No-ones gonna go out to bat for this!
Green Haribo bears are lush cause theyâre apple not lime
Yellow>green>red>orange>purple
At work there was this lad Creano for a while and he said to me âI canât eat citrus sweets as they make my head sweatyâ and then asked me to give him a yellow and green Colin the Caterpillar so he could show me and it did make his head sweaty.
Odd lad Creano.