Greens are often the best especially when they are APPLE flavoured.
Peas are delicious too.

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Why would you do this? You get an initial rush of joy but then you’re left with a lingering and growing sense of disappointment

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Remember TOXIC WASTE

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Sounds a lot like my teenage years as a masturbator!

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Yeah.

Remember those other ones that were red and hurt a bit?

:heart::kissing_heart:

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Everyone that voted for Starmix over Irn Bru bars ESPECIALLY IF THEY’VE NEVER HAD IRN BRU BARS AND I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU HAVEN’T can honestly GET FUCKED

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whichever one lets me stay in the matrix

fuck that shitey looking space ship & eating gruel, give me the steak

Ah those lemon and lime ones were amazing! Proper fizzy

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These are just sweets in this scenario Japes. They don’t have any effect beyond your enjoyment of eating them.

Had an Irn Bru bar, HGWIR: 2/5

whatever then, not fussed

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Thanks for clearing that up.

They did some promo thing for Joosters at my school, we got to try them before they were out and got free Joosters pens with big pretend Joosters floating in water in it. Loved them and also felt a personal connection with them from that day

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Do you remember those ones that were like bugs and they had “blood” in them?

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No.

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Thank you, as ever, for your time

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Jelly Babies and Refreshers was 50/50, so here’s a lightning poll to decide who goes through

  • Jelly Babies
  • Refreshers (the chew bar)
  • Refreshers (the sweets)

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Fuck I really can’t decide

In my opinion, they shouldn’t have that weird flour sort of thing on Jelly Babies

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