World’s most tenuous music products

Music
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For starters

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https://www.redbubble.com/i/throw-blanket/My-Bloody-Valentine-Loveless-by-gaygirlgg/31506941.16D0B?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&country_code=GB&utm_campaign=c.pla%20-%20[g.gbr]%20[l.eng]

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lol

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Who is actually spending $125 on these fuck-ugly not even really musically adjacent shirts?

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the same people who are keeping urban outfitters in business at a guess

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Just Gene having a normal one selling his band merch coffin with assorted figurines
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This, obviously

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(sorry Sean)

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Fire and water and drowning and sound… I didn’t even smoke, I just knew lighters would be shared around and taken when you hand them out for free.

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Not even their weirdest merch item. I found this when doing s column for Sunday Times years ago

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:cry::sleepy:

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Flaming Lips silver trembling foetus christmas tree ornament

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Might be NSFW

sex toys https://www.amazon.com/Liebe-Ist-Fur-Alle-Rammstein/dp/B002TG3C8A

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Especially great since the associated album was abandoned.