#121

just checked the selby v ding score and the beeb had selbers up 7-0 for some reason

no idea where they got that from, it’s 8-6

#122

That 0 is meant to be a 9.

9-7 to the Jester.

#123

Is there any recorded instance of the Leicester from Leicester telling a joke?

#124

No. No there is not.

Someone hacked his wikipedia last year and put a load of fake nicknames on there. ‘Black Beater’ was a particular favourite.

#125

I did laugh when he won his first world title and said the word “obviously” at the beginning of every sentence in his post-match speech. But I don’t think that was intentionally funny.

#126

sometimes when he does a bad snooker he throws his chalk up in the air and catches it as to jest

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#127

When he won last year was quite something. Looked like he’d just come out of a funeral when Hazel was interviewing him. Also he was told Leicester had just pinched the Prem title while he was wrapping up the snooker and he just looked even more confused/alone.

Greatest single night in Leicester’s sporting history. You would absolutely not have known it.

#128

Fun fact. If you google “mark selby wikipedia hack black beater” then the third entry is a rant by that weirdo blogger that WZA was infatuated with during the Scottish Independence referendum. Disappointingly the connection is accidental.

#129

So a 6-2 session then. Normal service resumed?

#130

Found it

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#131

Aw crap now I’m going to have to leave my desk.

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#132

stickability

#133

The Human Leopard is the one that keeps getting me

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#134

The Selby v Ding semi is looking like a bit of a humdinger. Beautifully poised 12 all going into the final session tomorrow.

#135

16-7 “The real fight starts now” - Barry Hawkins.

#136

Gulf in quality between the 2 semi finals is amazing.

That thing where they follow them after the session to the dressing room is completely pointless eh.

#137

I find it quite rude. it’s their fucking dressing room, leave them alone.

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#138

great frame, this

#139

Molester from Leicester doesn’t seem that wrong now.

HULK SMASH!

Now for Baz to stop toying with pudding-face and get the job done.

#140

Ding :frowning: