World war 2 sequel announced FINALLY

Is the solution not to convince China to invade North Korea? Maybe by parachuting a load of kittens in just over the border?

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That’s really horrible, I can empathise with that a lot.

But it’s kind of:

10 Work on developing nukes
20 if nukes=developed GOTO 50
30 World goes 'lol'
40 GOTO 10
50 Nukes developed
60 World goes 'holy shit, did we not prepare for this?'
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dis goes: urgh, GOTOs

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love how they write the modern bit in red as if hiroshima wasn’t awful enough.

The new Eastenders titles are pretty dark.

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this has done me

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nukes.developed=false
while not nukes.developed
World.output(‘lol’)
nukes.develop()
wend
World.output(‘holy shit, did we not prepare for this?’)

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Non-structured programming is SO bad.

possibly a daft question but if some clown does ping a big missile over the ocean, don’t all sides have access to some kind of big trampoline/fishing net that can intercept it before it lands? That’d be the first thing I’d have built after nuclear bombs were invented.

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“their nukes’ll miss the white house by a good three feet don, don’t worry about”

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image

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Not arsed either way

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I’m trying to keep it clear for all concerned.

hold on, hold on, it wasn’t my code!

PRESCIENT

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Can someone photoshop Ian Beale into this?

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Actually, might work better with Frank Butcher (RIP)

Spinning bowtie and all.

USA set up and tested THAAD recently. Not been used for real yet…