Worst Baby Names 2019

Top ten worst baby girl names in 2019

  1. Shy
  2. Mattel
  3. Cyncere
  4. Chardonnay
  5. Khaleesi
  6. Starlett
  7. Blaykelee
  8. Any
  9. Vegas
  10. Pansy

Top ten worst baby boy names in 2019

  1. Kingmessiah
  2. Yugo
  3. Cub
  4. Axis
  5. Manson
  6. Pinches
  7. Xxayvier
  8. Cletus
  9. Danger
  10. Stylez

Any more?


somehow better than kingmessiah


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I like Xxayvier

For Christmas this year, I would like for you to show me an ounce of kindness once in a while.


How do you feel about Blaykelee

This will depend on whether you are playing on Sunday, and on which team you are playing for

I hope her and Frank Lampard are very happy together

If I had to choose one from each it would be


I guess…

I think if I were to meet someone and they said to me, “Hi, I’m Blaykelee and, by the way, I’m spelling that B, L, A, Y, K, E, L, E, E” I would say “Hi Blaykelee, nice to meet you” but in my head I’d be thinking “huh, that’s an unusual name and spelling of that name and also it’s weird that she spelled it out for me immediately as well”

At this juncture it’s unlikely I’ll make it :disappointed:

Well fuck you then mate

Imagine being called Danger. Having to go into interviews and say your name is Danger.

Recently I’ve been thinking that a nice name for a dog might be “Hovis” and also maybe now I think that it might be nice if a baby was called “Hovis”

“This is Baby Hovis”

Yeah, I like that. I’d like that baby.


Careful now

I would pronounce my name Style ez if named Stylez.

Would work better as a middle name.

Jeremy Danger Corbyn

Surely everyone knows that Danger can only be a middle name?

edit : as has been pointed out already. READ THE THREAD ROB!