Almost embarrassed to admit this.
Not that long after we’d met my wife told me that what first attracted her to me was that I reminded her of Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard. I was fucking 26 at the time.
Almost embarrassed to admit this.
Not that long after we’d met my wife told me that what first attracted her to me was that I reminded her of Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard. I was fucking 26 at the time.
*Seven of Nine
my pal was chatting up a girl in the shed nightclub one night when he inexplicably told her she had “man hands”
this was understandably not well received
Have notifications stopped working again?
I am not embarrassed to say that I had to use google to understand what this meant.
I once blurted out “Christ, you’re tall” as an opener.
I did not receive snu-snu.
You can’t leave the story there!
Context? Why?
Was once told that I looked like Ugly Betty
The person backtracked and said she meant I looked like America Ferrera wearing glasses but the damage was done
A girl once told me I’m “generically handsome” and when pressed to elaborate she said I could be the 3rd or 4th most popular member of a boyband.
quite often get a single ‘like’ off theo
Regularly wake up to ten notifications and think wow, I’m popular but then it’s always just Theo.
Years ago I did a logo and business card for my Dad’s new business venture and he said “Wow. This looks pretty professional”.
doesn’t get much better than that
Wooop!
“You look like the guy from The Doors!”
“Wow, really?”
“Yeah, Robby Krieger”
“…”
Once my supervisor in work called me ‘middle class, with an edge’. Still at a loss to what that might mean
I’d rather be Jason Orange than Gary Barlow.
I’ve only just seen it you needy prick!
(Have liked the post).
Too late!
don’t think I’ve received a bad compliment