Worst compliment you've ever received

Almost embarrassed to admit this.

Not that long after we’d met my wife told me that what first attracted her to me was that I reminded her of Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard. I was fucking 26 at the time.

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*Seven of Nine

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my pal was chatting up a girl in the shed nightclub one night when he inexplicably told her she had “man hands”

this was understandably not well received

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Have notifications stopped working again?

I am not embarrassed to say that I had to use google to understand what this meant.

I once blurted out “Christ, you’re tall” as an opener.

I did not receive snu-snu.

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You can’t leave the story there!

Context? Why?

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Was once told that I looked like Ugly Betty

The person backtracked and said she meant I looked like America Ferrera wearing glasses but the damage was done

A girl once told me I’m “generically handsome” and when pressed to elaborate she said I could be the 3rd or 4th most popular member of a boyband.

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quite often get a single ‘like’ off theo

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Regularly wake up to ten notifications and think wow, I’m popular but then it’s always just Theo.

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Years ago I did a logo and business card for my Dad’s new business venture and he said “Wow. This looks pretty professional”.

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doesn’t get much better than that

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Wooop!

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“You look like the guy from The Doors!”
“Wow, really?”
“Yeah, Robby Krieger”
“…”

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Once my supervisor in work called me ‘middle class, with an edge’. Still at a loss to what that might mean

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I’d rather be Jason Orange than Gary Barlow.

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I’ve only just seen it you needy prick!

(Have liked the post).

Too late!

don’t think I’ve received a bad compliment