Worst compliment you've ever received

Do u want to start a fat/ugly footballer lookalikes club

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Yep.

I mean it’s nice that there are some people that find me attractive, but come on, think about what you’re saying.

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:neutral_face:

:nerd_face:

What’s going on here?

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I have a recurring daydream where he’s an absolute monster off camera. Really cheers me up. Dunno why.

Dunno, a screenshot for ants?

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Quite a few Dark Mode wankers on the boards innit. Reckon there’s a thread in it Lonz?

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Tried to edit it to say epimer’s mum but it was outside the time limit. Balls

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Look at me, I’m thewarn!
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I feel like @anon44830896 might be quite good at this :smiley:

Hm, this doesn’t really count but I was standing next to my friend who is very pretty indeed. Another friend came over and repeatedly said

Friend: “She’s a lot better looking than you”
Me: “Um, yes, she is.”
Friend: “No, seriously, she is way, way prettier than you”

:face_with_raised_eyebrow: It’s a compliment to my friend at least! Delivered in a fucking horrible way.

To the tune of Art Brut - Formed A Band.

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Could call ourselves Blue Boarders in the style of ‘Cool Boarders!’ at the beginning of the game.

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A girl I used to work with described me as the kind of man it’s OK to get changed in front of.

This really helped me cement my identity as a reliable and completely unthreatening asexual presence.

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oi!!

:smiley: I just felt very sorry for them xylo. It must be hard being such a massive fuckwit.

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You get used to it

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:smile::smile::smile:

fairly psychotic behaviour

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