The Blair Witch
UUGGGHHHHHHH, I’ve tried to rewatch this film since I saw it at the cinema. I was so excited but it’s just awful. So many things irked me about it -
The girl with purple hair was obviously told to or thought it would be a good idea to speak at half volume for the entire film in order to seem introverted and a bit weird, NO, it’s just really annoying and sounds really forced and I don’t know what you’re saying and SPEAK UP.
Excessive jolty camera, boke.
Disgusting pus scene - just really disgusting and not scary, why. No.
The story was shit. everything was just shit.
I know it’s a blair witch project sequel so it was always going to be a bit rubbish anyway, but my threshold for rubbish horror films is pretty high so saying this is bad is really saying something.
part of me wants to watch it again just to double check. Must. not.