Worst film thread

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#161

Disagree on Predator 2, good film that.


#162

Remember there being an extended section where he goes off on a bus somewhere and meets John Goodman and it gets steadily more gloomy and boring. None of it looked particularly authentic either, everyone looked like they were in Mumford & Sons.


#163

Oooo I’ve thought of one I really hate, Southern Comfort! Anyone seen that turkey? Some kind of shite sub-Deliverance nonsense filmed on a budget. Keith Carradine and a bunch of army boys get lost in a swamp and get stalked by a bunch of Cajun people. Every scene looks the same because they obviously just filmed it all within half a square mile. There’s also a gross and unnecessary scene where a couple of pigs (not police) get gutted on cam and their entrails flop out everywhere.


#164

WHAT


#165

Anyone said glengarry glenn ross yet?


#166

A few really good films in this thread


#167

The actual answer is the coca cola kid, btw. Boxing helena #2.


#168

2manji


#169

i do not believe you


#170

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again


#171

Oh my god this film is balls, unbearably torpid balls, utter dross.


#172

…they made an Assassin’s Creed movie?

…and you went to see it?


#173

Never watch zach braff.


#174

Is that a mnemonic for something?


#175

in slightly mitigating circumstances; we’d just been refused entry to a gig for being under 16, needed something else to do, and there was nothing good at all. general thinking was that if it was a bit like scrubs at least there’d be a couple of easy laughs. there were not.


#176

It’s undoubtedly ‘The Tree of Life’. Unintentionally funny because you know people are lapping up puddle deep messages about mercy cause a terrible CGI dinosaur didn’t eat another terrible CGI dinosaur. Shite with dreamy soft focused nostalgia about nothing with added meaningful whispers. Shite for shits.


#177

Incredible shout, I think I’d erased this from my memory. Such a boring, nothing of a film. Could barely hear any of the “dialogue” and no acting at all from anyone. Looking back, Fassbender has done some proper bumhat stuff recently.


#178

It’s probably not because apparently the two he’s done since are even worse. Can someone (@ericthefourth) watch them both and report back?


#179

Also, Film Socialisme. Not sure I made it more than 10 minutes through that, utter dross.


#180

I actually have knight of cups from my rental thing! I will watch and report back. The fuck am I watching to the wonder or the new one with all the indie twats in though.