Charles and/or James Hewitt?

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Sounds like quite an evening you had!

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Aubrey Plaza mistakes a poo for a sausage with hilarious results. 5 stars.

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‘Only God Forgives’. Good call. Absolutely shocking. On every conceivable level. Made ‘Drive’ (also shit) look like Citizen Kane.

Several people formerly of this parish were present.

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Took back to back internal flights in the US once, this was the inflight movie on both.

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Good to know.

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eh it’s clearly ‘about’ something, I don’t think it was successful entirely and threw in some pointless stuff that was baffling and made me laugh but I don’t think saying it’s empty is accurate

enjoyed how 1/3 of it was texting as well

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I remember it being pretty mediocre but the ending, oh the ending.

Alien Covenant. Absolute shithouse garbage that should never have been made, a massively stupid film, with awful acting, horrible effects, inconsistent plot and just urgh, so much hate for it.

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can’t remember a single thing about it other than violently hating it

First that spring to mind are the matrix sequels equally.

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some of yous need to watch worse films

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Wild Wild West

Considered leaving, but took my younger sister to see it. Even she didn’t really enjoy it and she was about 8.

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Ditto ‘Prometheus’.

Silent Hill (2006)

Oh gosh I’d forgotten about the Matrix: Reloaded. I didn’t even bother finding out what happened at the end of the trilogy. Utter shite.

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what year was it that that came out? I’ll just check the wiki wiki

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probably the broderick godzilla or the tom hanks airport one. or the tarantino car one

It’s not this but this is bizarre and not any worse: