Worst office treats/snacks ever (banal)

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#1

Someone’s brought in cheap white rolls and strawberry jam in a squeezy bottle. For FUCK’s sake.


#2

What the fuck is that even meant to be. I wouldn’t put squeezy jam on apple slices ffs


#3

I’m legitimately angry on your behalf


#4

wtf


#5

bored

gonna book a holiday but not sure where, either calpe or valencia

why isn’t it home time


#6

We only have three snack days (3x birthdays) and I always get a dozen Krispy Kremes (I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like them, you schlong) and the other two will buy a shit box of cornflake clusters or something. Not quite sure what to do about it.


#7

How many of the dozen doughnuts do you eat?


#8

I remember a particularly health-conscious manager going on holiday and instead of bringing back treats, bought two baskets of fruit. It took about two weeks to clear.


#9

Boiled sweets that are blatantly the cheapest thing available in the airport are my signature holiday treat.


#10

Someone bought in a load of miniature sausage rolls and a 2 litre bottle of 7up. This was some months ago and the 7up is still sitting, around two thirds full, by the sink.


#11

Jam doughnuts will get eaten if nothing else is available, but if they’re part of a spread then 5/6 of them are going in the bin


#12

We had a Marketing Manager like that. Brought in apples and satsumas on his biŕthday


#13

This is the worst thing that’s ever been posted in a banal thread. Jam doughnuts are incredible.


#14

I agree they’re good, but they always go to waste in an office environment, in my experience.

I’ve got nothing against jam doughnuts Epimer and I don’t want this to divide us.


#15

Too late, you’re dead to me.


#16

I always bring savoury snacks (sausage rolls, scotch eggs etc) in for my birthday.

  • This is better than bringing in sweet treats
  • This is worse than bringing in sweet treats
  • You should maybe consider bringing in both sweet and savoury treats

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#17

Options two and three, imo.


#18

See also: yumyums.


#19

FUCK off they’re also great


#20

what the FUCK