Epimer’s other half’s mates are round for the week, all of them sleeping in the living room. One of them finds his penoid cards and they all start handing them out to each other and laughing.
TheWza comes home one day to find his vacuum cleaner has been replaced by a Dyson. The BBC are camped in his front garden waiting to interview him about it.
Theo in quicksand
Theo goes the way of Jed in the Sophtware Slump
The BBC are camped in his front garden waiting to interview him FOR it.
@ttf: the Rian Johnson directed Star Wars trilogy is announced starring Billy Corgan, a role which will keep him too busy to make music or work on reissues for the next decade.
I’d say, Bring it on. It’d be Capita anyway. The corrupt company that somehow gets tons of government contracts and so often manages to fuck them up. I’ve done nothing wrong so I would look forward to a good fight that I know I would win.
It’s not the worst, though. I’d relish it. My worst scenario would to be stuck in an All Bar One all evening with no ale and shitty music.
Laying in the dentist chair , having to smell his coffee breath, Grr .
Sexting the boards again