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couldn’t get past 30 seconds, horrible band

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  • the worst
  • no, the actual worst
  • actually, I do like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

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going to c+p the lyrics so people without working speakers can hate it as well:

I was tired of my lady
We’d been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me, and escape"

I didn’t think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I’m nobody’s poet
I thought it wasn’t half bad

"Yes, I like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s
Where we’ll plan our escape"

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, “Aw, it’s you”
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, “I never knew”

"That you liked piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You’re the lady I’ve looked for
Come with me, and escape"

"If you like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me, and escape"

"Yes, I like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s
Where we’ll plan our escape"

found it really distressing finding out rednex were from finland or something. thought this was the most american thing ever when i was a kid

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never really reached their zeniths of this math rock trailblazer

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Not even sure it’s their worst

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  • Worst
  • But I just LOVE soft drinks and fairground rides

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  • ting tang
  • walla walla bing bang

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  • Worst
  • Just about saved by the aly cissokho highlights video

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Have a new found respect for them after learning about the person on here who went to school with someone with Rednex written on their pencilcase.

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Finally

watching this gives me anxiety

You know this is incredible.

Yes I do.

the worst songs (non queen division) are the ones where white singer-songwriter types do HAHA ARENT I FUNNY covers of pop or rap songs

So cringeworthy it gives me vertigo.

But my visceral hatred of it cancels it out so it’s game.

It’s a song with no merit.

It’s your fault I’m going to be singing this all weekend.

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