Worst thing you have received in the post


#1

State of this


#2

I know right?? Should be at least 2 cloves of garlic


#3

*four


#4

The driest nachos.


#5

16 cherry tomatoes.

I’ve got 20, shall I just use a…

SIXTEEN


#6

I like the final line (apologies for cutting it off). No, I like my cheese unmelted on nachos.


#7

My friend nick has unmelted cheese on toast


#8

I also received two other recipes but I shall not photograph them.


#9

Speeding fines
Medical results


#10

He sounds like a melt!!111!11one!!!11


#11

That is fine. Nick’s ok by me. I mean it’s not the same thing but it is also nice.


#12

These are a few of my favourite things


#13

‘Cooking’ time.


#14

Look, you have to put your wholemeal tortilla triangles in the oven.


#15

And that cheese isn’t going to melt itself (optional).


#16

At least it’s an honest photo of how the food might turn out