I work with adults with learning disabilities and regularly think about what would happen if I punched them in the head or just left them in town, etc.
That’s made me LOL
fucking hell
This made me LOL
My boss is really short, and I’m pretty tall, and I regularly think about what would happen if we lived under the ‘law of the jungle’ or whatever.
Try and get on his shoulders, then you will be the boss.
same as every other day, usually
i get intrusive thoughts that cause me anxiety, usually along the lines of ‘what if everything i do, like, love etc is wrong cos it could be done this other way/it wasn’t seen as right in the past’ blah blah fuckin’ blah so boring
ye mad boi
nothing bad really today
Excellent
I did that thing where I remember a slight indiscretion/embarrassment from years ago and blow it completely out of proportion and start beating myself up for it, even though I know that all other parties involved probably stopped thinking about the incident seconds after it happened.
Weird idiosyncrasy here but whenever that happens I start muttering things like “not long now, oh well, nearly there” and since I’ve never orgasmed from it I can only imagine I’m telling myself it won’t be long until I die
Some research: how often would this thought be in people’s minds here?
hmmm?
Like I start muttering out of embarrassment from a memory, it’s completely involuntary but it’s always the same.
sometimes when I think of something really happy I get a weird electric shock sensation in my left arm around the elbow.
I always think mean thoughts about overweight joggers as I glide past them like a spritely gazelle and it really is the stupidest of all mean thoughts because it’s like mocking a hairy person who’s waiting for a haircut
I’m not going to fucking DO any of it! Just run it through the old brain simulator.
In heaven, everything is fine
Makes me mutter too. But it’s usually stuff like “absolutely fuck off.”