#37

I miss the two fat ladies :heart:

Wait, wrong thread.

#38

Nah, I really like Rick Stein. He always takes the time, half way through a bisque usually, to tell us how much of a shame it is that we sell all our best seafood to Spain. Makes you think, a little.

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#39

Umm it has to be Gino D’Acampo right…? I mean he burgled Paul Young’s house… even Paul Hollywood isn’t that much of a douche.

#40

I said James Martin just cos he’s a pathetic Clarkson wanabee who indulges in dangerous anti cycling bullshit

no idea if he’s any good at cooking or not

#41

BUT YOU KNOW YOURE A PAEDOPHILE

THEO
SRSLY

(Edit: not you)
(Edit 2: you’re still a paedophile even if no one knows your a paedophile!!! No one would prefer to be a paedophile no one knows about rather than not a paedophile!!!)

#42

They wouldn’t and I never said they did. I was saying that if someone is a paedophile better they be one that hasn’t ever committed a crime.

#43

IT’S BETTER TO NOT BE A PAEDOPHILE AT ALL!!!
Also you’re still a paedophile committing a crime if no one finds out you’re a paedophile who committed a crime

#44

Of course. That goes without saying. You are just stripping the discussion of all context.

#45

You’re saying that just because no one finds out you’ve committed a crime, that means you’re a better kind of paedo!

#46

No not at all. If you’ve committed a crime then obvoiusly someone knows you’re a fucking paedophile.

The comment made by someone was something weird and ridiculous like “He’s a peadophile but no one knows” and thus I was pointing out how stupid this was because if NO ONE knows then he’s not committed any sort of crime at all. And thus represents the ‘best’ type of such person you could hope to see.

#47

Nice to see this tv chef thread is going well

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#48

THEO!! How can you not see this???
So if you murder someone and don’t get caught and no one knows, are you really a murderer??

Yes. Yes you are.

#49

Oh so he’s a murderer now? You guys just won’t let up on the libelling of this man.

#50

No!! You’re saying you can commit a crime but if you’re not caught, you’re not a bad person/criminal. You’re fine.

#51

ctrl + F Anthony Worral-Thompson, no???

(I actually have a huge amount of fondness for the guy, but he was shit as a chef/ tv chef).

#52

I am talking very specifically about this instance.

You are right that murder is pretty specific territory.

However, and I’ll say this again because you still seem to be either missing the point or wilfully trying to make me look like an evil person again:

The comment made by someone was something weird and ridiculous like “He’s a peadophile but no one knows” and thus I was pointing out how stupid this was because if NO ONE knows then he’s not committed any sort of crime at all. And thus represents the ‘best’ type of such person you could hope to see.

It’s a very specific sarky response to an original asinine comment. That is all. Good day.

#53

I hate Simon Rimmer and I love this story :smiley:

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#54

THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS.
You can commit a crime, and someone (aka THE VICTIM) knows you’ve committed said crime, but if you’ve not come out (as the victim) to say anything or report it, A CRIME WAS STILL COMMITTED.

Same can be applied to rape and sexual assault. Just because no one knows someone has done something. doesn’t mean the crime wasn’t committed.

JESUS WEPT

#55

He said good day.

#56

Oh. Conversation over.