Wot is this?

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It’s @discobot

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

what, a search engine?

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Oh, you remember that now, after being WRONG?

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I’d hit the nearest fire alarm and evacuate the building to be safe.

Is it like one of those clickers bouncers have for counting people in places, but a shit electronic version

After seeing @Matt_was_taken’s answer.

In a way, no.

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Absolutely no idea

Wot about this then?

It’s a pedometer

Looks like a door entry system with a fingerprint scanner.

Theo’s makeup?

Espresso machine. Infinite varieties of coffee

As long as it’s espresso

clock in/out machine?

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Upgrade on the 11:38 58
Nice bit of kit that

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Fingerprint scanner to clock in/out
What a world

Thank you for all your fine guesses. The button it does nothing… Battery deid I reckon. But I did find some instructions… It is indeed a step counter. I have about thirty all in their original boxes with dead batteries. £7 or your best offer, if you please.

*irkpad. You press the button every time you get irked and it shows you a message which agrees with your anger level.