I’d rather have a Mr Kipling Bakewell slice and/or a mini battenburg
But thank you
Big fan of those mini apple pies.
No way.
I’ll take a Cherry Bakewell if you’ve got one though?
A couple of them, shoved in the microwave for 30 seconds with a bit of cream or a little Ambrosia custard pot
There are four left here. Please help yourself!
Sure
Do I need a uniform to get in the building though? I’m not Hitman.
Yes please
Ooh I’d love one. You got any custard?
Sorry Knickers but it’s well established that apple pie is my least favourite food.
Imagine apple pie being your least favourite food
I don’t have to imagine!
Imagine.
I do not, I am sorry about that.
What about apple crumble ant?
Same thing except eating crumble on it’s own and avoiding the filling is moderately nicer than just pastry
i am eating some grapes
i might finish them off, i am out of control
green or red?