It doesn’t actually reflect badly on me so it’ll be fine. Funkhouser for Sheriff!
Might as well, my hometown has a cool name and I could probably use public funds to subsidise a thriving drone scene
Also I’m a failure and I still live at home so it wouldn’t involve too much uprooting
Should note that I’m partially joking and have warmed to my hometown despite it being slightly lonely
Hence the publicly subsidised drone scene