Would you be able to name every single person in your office?


I wouldn’t be able to.

Feel free to use this thread to attempt to name every single person in your office (but please use fake names to ensure their anonymity is maintained).


Yes, there are 6 of us. I think the critical number is probably about 25 for me.


Yes. There’s only 12 of us.


Absolutely not. I know about four people on this floor, the rest are a revolving cast of no-marks who get “Happy birthday! Dr Epimer PhD” on whatever occasion card gets waved under my nose.


Yeah, I can remember two names.


Not even my own team


nope - its a massive open plan affair with loads of different departments I have nothing to do with


I’ve counted, it’s actually seven.


There are only a dozen of us here, all in the same room, so yes.

I have worked for companies with 100+ staff, and that took me a month or two to remember all of their names (I had to draw out a desk plan and label it up, like a teacher in September).


Yes - there are about 40 people working here but I am smart and attentive


His name is ant, or tone. H2H

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It’s just me and the dog. So yes.


Do you mean know their existing names, or make up names for them?


I mean you say that but you’ve blatantly forgotten the dog’s name in this post.


never more than ten people here, so probably


Nope. Pretty close but there’s a few I blank on.


I’d have a good go. I reckon I could get maybe 70 out of 120


My most recent card was signed by someone with “Happy birthday! Lots of love, [no-mark]”

No idea who they are.


I think I can name 5. Let me have a go:


Yeah, did it. Fake names above to maintain anonymity though.