Would you be able to name every single person in your office?


#1

I wouldn’t be able to.

Feel free to use this thread to attempt to name every single person in your office (but please use fake names to ensure their anonymity is maintained).


#2

Yes, there are 6 of us. I think the critical number is probably about 25 for me.


#3

Yes. There’s only 12 of us.


#4

Absolutely not. I know about four people on this floor, the rest are a revolving cast of no-marks who get “Happy birthday! Dr Epimer PhD” on whatever occasion card gets waved under my nose.


#5

Yeah, I can remember two names.


#6

Not even my own team


#7

nope - its a massive open plan affair with loads of different departments I have nothing to do with


#8

I’ve counted, it’s actually seven.


#9

There are only a dozen of us here, all in the same room, so yes.

I have worked for companies with 100+ staff, and that took me a month or two to remember all of their names (I had to draw out a desk plan and label it up, like a teacher in September).


#10

Yes - there are about 40 people working here but I am smart and attentive


#11

His name is ant, or tone. H2H


#12
  • Yes
  • No

0 voters


#13

It’s just me and the dog. So yes.


#14

Do you mean know their existing names, or make up names for them?


#15

I mean you say that but you’ve blatantly forgotten the dog’s name in this post.


#16

never more than ten people here, so probably


#17

Nope. Pretty close but there’s a few I blank on.


#18

I’d have a good go. I reckon I could get maybe 70 out of 120


#19

My most recent card was signed by someone with “Happy birthday! Lots of love, [no-mark]”

No idea who they are.


#20

I think I can name 5. Let me have a go:

Colin
Leonard
Jude
Ben
Arnold

Yeah, did it. Fake names above to maintain anonymity though.