Would you call out a mate for not washing his hands after taking a piss?

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#1

good morning.

this chap was round at mine the other night watching the footie. just before he left (he made a big deal about leaving early, I can tell ya) he went upstairs and took a piss.

he came downstairs and went to shake my hand. I had witnessed him not cleaning his hands after taking a piss previuosly, so I said ‘have you washed your hands?’

he made some comment under his breath, which I couldn’t work quite make out, so I said ‘I’ll see you to the door, I ain’t saying goodbye at the sofa’

we embraced at the door, but I made sure I didn’t touch his pissy hands.

fucking dirty cunt

pissy-hand shaming - thoughts?


#2

Not that much of a problem tbh, i dont piss all over my hands when i go for one


#3

yes, always. someone who doesn’t wash their hands after a piss is no friend of mine.


#4

Absolutely. Easier to do this with a mate than a not-mate, isn’t it?


#5

:mask:

You filthy get.


#6

yeah, this is horrible. HORRIBLE!


#7

Whats wrong with touching a widge? I have known many a female to put them in places much more personal than the hand.


#8

this guy is new to the fold, man. still working him out innit


#9

“I’ll see you at the door, I ain’t saying goodbye at the sofa” - the new album by the Cooper Temple Clause


#10

look at all you non cock washers


#11

Also yes, I would shame and have shamed


#12

can someone with the required skillz please make an anonymous poll about whether you wash your hands after taking a piss please?

@Antpocalypsenow @smee @1101010 ?


#13

My chemistry teacher at sixth form told us he washed his hands before taking a piss to get rid of the chemicals but never after as that was too much hand washing


#14

can’t argue with SCIENCE


#15

I don’t shake my mates’ hands.


#16

It’s not really about that
https://blog.dollarshaveclub.com/really-need-wash-hands-pee/


#17

#Do You Wash Your Hands After Taking A Piss?

  • Of course!
  • Of course not!
  • Fuck off, mate!

0 voters


#18

I sometimes wash my hands having not had a piss.


#19

bathroom-door handles have so much bacteria on them, you could use one to colonize Mars

This is the irksome part. You wash your hands like a decent sort, but then you have to exit the room and need to make tentative contact with the handle because you know that @TKC et all have groped it with their manky mitts.


#20

one of the directors at my work doesn’t wash his hands. I’m keeping this little titbit as ammunition for such a time as I’m involved in a petty squabble at a board meeting.