Would you call out a mate for not washing his hands after taking a piss?

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#21

I wash my hands after eating crisps.


#22

I also pour peanuts directly down my gullet to avoid touching them


#23

Confirmation pls, @crisps


#24

I just did a poo and then washed my hands.


#25

Absolute class act


#26

imagine people were defending not washing their hands smh


#27

Really easy to call out a mate compared to a stranger.

I did once say in front of a colleague when we were meeting an external agency ‘Don’t shake his hand, he doesn’t wash them after going to the toilet’ because I had already handed in my notice and they were a twat. I think they all thought I was joking.


#28

How grim are the pubs you shit in?


#29

This is a wild flailing comeback really. Having seen the toilets in our corporate city office I think you’d best be careful of any naked flames what with that straw man you’re carrying about. :wink:


#30

Don’t know why you wouldn’t wash your hands after having a piss - in general it’s a good idea to wash your hands periodically anyway (not to the point of bacteria OCD obvs) and when you’ve finished having a piss you’ve always got the required apparatus (arf) immediately to, er…hand.

On a related note, from watching CBBC recently (:heart: Operation Ouch) I’ve learnt that it’s better to sneeze into the crook of your elbow rather than into your hand, which makes sense when you think about it…


#31

Been noticing lately one of my flatmates/atd’s NEVER washes his hands. Figure it must be a choice he’s made in his life, I’m pretty much fine with it.


#32

I don’t really see the point. My shaft isn’t dirty and I don’t get piss anywhere near my hands. If its a public toilet and the handle is probably bacteria-ridden etc then sure, but otherwise i’ve probably washed my hands fairly recently anyway.


#33

post can’t be empty


#34

Ahhhh, the eternal mystery that is male toilet going habits. You guys are fucking mental tbf.


#35

Explains so much about you :wink:


#36

Alright, hovering seat-pisser.


#37

this is fucking vile

why do so many of you think that not washing your hands is fine? It’s so easy to do. Mind boggling.


#38

Please ask any questions that you may have about the process in here and I’ll answer them as best I can.


#39

Yes, but only most of the time. After about five pints, I would probably not do it. I would still wash my hands though.

I am a bit of a theo when it comes to doors to the toilet; I always reach for the part of the handle I reckon the least people have touched.


#40

Doesn’t bother me

Fucking grow up