Would you eat a cowpat


#1

If the reward was to spend a weekend at a 5 star hotel with your all time dream date? You may use whatever sauces you like, but the plate must be licked totally clean.


#2

I would not.


#3

can i clean my teeth before my date ?


#4

Yes.


#5

i dont know who would impose this rule


#6

Also bear in mind at this 5 star hotel you can make the bed go on a private indoor rollercoaster, or waterslide.


#7

Fine, yes, we’d all eat shit. Are you happy?


#8

what sort of size we talking?


#9

Someone likes to wet the bed.


#10

Not too big. Like a cremated Chicago Town pizza.


#11

honestly don’t think i could


#12

Think I’d just ask them instead.


#13

so it doesn’t have to have come from a cow?


#14

No thank you.


#15

I don’t see how one would lead to the other really.

It’s bizarre to think a woman or man would put themselves on sale for the price of me eating animal faeces.

Are you sure about this?


#16

*it would be a woman of course. my dream date. but if it wasn’t that would be ok too. of course.


#17

** it would be my wife! that’s what I meant to say.


#18

*** and she is NOT into the idea of me eating poo. AFAIK.


#19

I would do it for 500k (preferably presented in 20s, in a suitcase)


#20

what happens if you can only get halfway through?

do you get a 3 star hotel? or still at the 5 star but it’s with someone you don’t like?