If the reward was to spend a weekend at a 5 star hotel with your all time dream date? You may use whatever sauces you like, but the plate must be licked totally clean.
I would not.
can i clean my teeth before my date ?
i dont know who would impose this rule
Also bear in mind at this 5 star hotel you can make the bed go on a private indoor rollercoaster, or waterslide.
Fine, yes, we’d all eat shit. Are you happy?
what sort of size we talking?
Someone likes to wet the bed.
Not too big. Like a cremated Chicago Town pizza.
honestly don’t think i could
Think I’d just ask them instead.
so it doesn’t have to have come from a cow?
No thank you.
I don’t see how one would lead to the other really.
It’s bizarre to think a woman or man would put themselves on sale for the price of me eating animal faeces.
Are you sure about this?
*it would be a woman of course. my dream date. but if it wasn’t that would be ok too. of course.
** it would be my wife! that’s what I meant to say.
*** and she is NOT into the idea of me eating poo. AFAIK.
I would do it for 500k (preferably presented in 20s, in a suitcase)
what happens if you can only get halfway through?
do you get a 3 star hotel? or still at the 5 star but it’s with someone you don’t like?