Would you eat this as a snack?

[Jeremys_Iron]

Everything about that is completely loathsome.

[anon5266188]

I like slices of pineapple sandwiching marmite and crushed tuc biscuits.

This is an extremely good and accurate parody of the kind of thing this thread is about. Many thanks for your contribution.

[Jeremys_Iron]

Or at least hired an anthropomorphised Tiger who spouted elongated adjectives.

[anon5266188]

[anon29812515]

That’s my pleasure.

[penoid]

yes, #becauseyum

[ericthefourth]

[penoid]

probably an orchestrated move to get people on internet forums talking about kellogs in 2016, tbf

[anon5266188]

probably an orchestrated move to get people on internet forums talking about kellogs in 2016, tbf

[japes]

if someone tried to serve that to me they’d be getting put in a care home

[hip_young_gunslinger]

To be fair, big food companies have been doing this for decades, coming up with bullshit recipes with suspiciously large quantities of their own foodstuff included.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

http://recipespastandpresent.org.uk/kelloggsindex.php

[Epimer]

Is that a fucking steak and bran flake pie

[hip_young_gunslinger]

I can only assume so.

[Epimer]

there is no God

[japes]

[hip_young_gunslinger]

BRAN NEW IDEAS though. Good pun.

[Epimer]

Think my brain blocked it out to spare me the pain.

[Icarus-Smicarus]

if my new neighbour brought it round then maybe

otherwise no

[Epimer]

*bran