My favourite snack is probably a sliced pear “sandwich” with golden syrup and corn flakes as the filling

Yeah this is quite fun.

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haven’t opened it but is it the avocado cornflakes i saw on twitter?

It’s slices of apple with peanut butter and bran flakes on #SOAWPBABFO

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:smiley:

who is coming up with this stuff

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKiEH4lAbwf/

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I like slices of pineapple sandwiching marmite and crushed tuc biscuits.

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FFS, I remember the days when Kelloggs just let their products speak for themselves

Everything about that is completely loathsome.

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This is an extremely good and accurate parody of the kind of thing this thread is about. Many thanks for your contribution.

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Or at least hired an anthropomorphised Tiger who spouted elongated adjectives.

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That’s my pleasure.

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yes, #becauseyum

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:joy:

probably an orchestrated move to get people on internet forums talking about kellogs in 2016, tbf

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if someone tried to serve that to me they’d be getting put in a care home

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To be fair, big food companies have been doing this for decades, coming up with bullshit recipes with suspiciously large quantities of their own foodstuff included.

http://recipespastandpresent.org.uk/kelloggsindex.php

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Is that a fucking steak and bran flake pie