- yes
- no
Not gonna be a lot of pictures I say no to here
I’ll give you a million one day mate, don’t worry about it
Buddy, I’d pay a million to eat it!
I think I’d nibble his earlobes first and see how they taste
- Yes
- No
I really want that million
Unidentified mushroom. It might kill you! It might leave you with kidney damage! It might give you the shits for a fortnight! It might give you wild hallucinations like that episode of Neighbours with Lou Carpenter! It might be tasty and delicious, or just a bit rank!
But for a million pounds
- Yes
- No
I would secretly identify it beforehand, using an app (also an antidote, if necessary)
Eat mushroom
Travel quickly to nearest poison unit
Explain the situation
Job done
Offer to cover your own medical bills with a reasonable tip?
Dialysis will eat that mill pretty quickly. Safer to send them some nice choccies and a thank you card on the other side.
The Sonics first draft
what is this please?
A quick way to a milli that’s all I need to know