Would you get a cat or dog if you knew they thought you were a cunt?


#1

There’s no change in their behaviour, but you now know that each purr, nuzzle, lick or whimper is a callous attempt to debase you and everything you hold dear.


#2

No I wouldn’t.


#3

But, so cute!


#4

I don’t like cats I’m afraid but I’m glad you do and have found some enjoyment in this creature.


#5

Many thanks for the quick responses


#6

You’re very welcome. Hope the rest of this thread goes well for you.


#7

What other type of cat is there?


#8

They all think you’re cunts and would eat you if they had half the chance.


#9

:’(

I liked you


#10

Nah. Dogs think you’re great and would eat you given the chance.


#11

Sorry DazBaz, I’m an enormous fan of you and I hope we can move past this.


#12

Hes back!


#13

How ya been? enjoying yourself harassing animals and stuff?


#14

This is my dog who i had to give to my sister when I moved out years ago. We got her as a stray and sometimes I suspect she is silently judging everything we do. Those eyes betray depth and insight:


#15

My cats are the real cunts in our flat but I love them anyway.


#16
  • cats are better
  • dogs are better

0 voters


#17

cats are SO much better than dogs, srsly