Would you give your annoying, Alpha Male boss a lift for 200 miles?

updare. Did not offer a lift due to his continuous ‘banter’ yesterday at the expense of a colleague who is overweight, and therefore an endless source of amusement to alpha-boss. Hope he has to walk. Or crawl.

My annoying, self-proclaimed alpha boss and his two adult kids are likely to be stuck on Sunday in a place I am coincidentally going to be (not with them).

I have space to offer a lift back, but I really don’t like them.

They belive me to be a medieval peasant, or equiv.

Jesus would want me to offer a lift.

Would you offer a lift?

  • Yes.
  • No.

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No

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No

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THERE’S NO LIMIT

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2000 maybe

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Really depends on if I perceived there would be benefits to me in terms of the relationship or my career. I wouldn’t be good enough a samaritan to offer a lift to someone I dislike without getting something out of it.

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When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who gives my annoying boss a lift for 200 miles.

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Could be funny to get them to buy you a burger king at services and blast PC Music at top volume the whole way, but also no

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I’d be worried about setting a precedent where he then thinks you’re his chauffeur. He is your boss and you don’t want him to start seeing giving him lifts as one of your work duties.

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All decisions I know to be morally wrong will be made this way from now on.

Thankyou all!

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Saw this thread title on the music board and thought Half Man Half Biscuit had a new record out.

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Yes, but only if the music in the car was a playlist of the least alpha male artists imaginable

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Yes, but your choice of tunes is absolutely non negotiable.

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if he’s such an alpha male, he can fashion his own car out of discarded cans, cable ties, some stones and a ketchup sachet

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TBH if it wasnt putting me out id just offer them a lift, for the kids sake

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Human beings are capable of surprising you

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Would he contribute towards the petrol?

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