#80

Dibble

#81

Ever earnestly referred to the Police as ‘the old bill’? If you’re a cockney stereotype from the 1950s, please don’t vote.

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#82

Five oh

#83

I only refer to the police as ‘Kollegen mat den Rallysträifen’

#84

I call nonsense on this

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#87

I do now!!!11

#89

^not a fucking liberal.

#90

nope and in the event I did, I think they would probably get sick of me calling them a fascist all the time

#92

Great undercover skills…

#94

*triple bluff

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#95

#1 perk of going out with a rozzer: Company shop access

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#97

I keep trying to persuade her to drive through a red light or something to see if showing her badge can get her off without a ticket, she has refused so far

#99

no.

#101

haven’t made any truncheon jokes either (she has a desk job, she doesn’t have a truncheon)

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#103

Company shop access

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#105

Do you get first dibs at any police auctions?

#107

No truncheon luncheons?

#108

yes, I own a pair of Stewart Copeland’s drumsticks and one of Sting’s basses!!!

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#110

I’m aware of Mr Stewart Copeland’s oeuvre but I must confess, I’ve never heard of Sting.

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#111

sort of like an old, shit version of Mumford and Sons, a real renaissance man

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