#89

^not a fucking liberal.

#90

nope and in the event I did, I think they would probably get sick of me calling them a fascist all the time

#92

Great undercover skills…

#94

*triple bluff

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#95

#1 perk of going out with a rozzer: Company shop access

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#97

I keep trying to persuade her to drive through a red light or something to see if showing her badge can get her off without a ticket, she has refused so far

#99

no.

#101

haven’t made any truncheon jokes either (she has a desk job, she doesn’t have a truncheon)

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#103

Company shop access

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#105

Do you get first dibs at any police auctions?

#107

No truncheon luncheons?

#108

yes, I own a pair of Stewart Copeland’s drumsticks and one of Sting’s basses!!!

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#110

I’m aware of Mr Stewart Copeland’s oeuvre but I must confess, I’ve never heard of Sting.

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#111

sort of like an old, shit version of Mumford and Sons, a real renaissance man

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#112

TUNE.

#113

I get you :wink:

#114

Is that what they call the evidence store?

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#115

no.

#116

this thread has reminded me of the pop punk song Only Old Bill by some lads in the year below me at school, which amazingly is still available on myspace

#117

Stewart Copeland made the music for the ps1 Spyro games
Yep

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