Would you rather date a man who is a six foot tall penis or a man who instead of having a penis has a tiny man there?

Double EQ today as we missed yesterday, I was too busy becoming the Pope.

  • Six foot tall penis
  • Little penis man
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I appreciate this insight into the mind of a pope.

No

That isn’t an option, sorry

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Still, no

I think a lot of people date men who are 6’ tall penises tbf

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truth

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Pretty sure this is a joke made at the end of the seminal (and very long) play ‘Shoping and Fucking’ by mark ravenhill

Well yeah, he’s 6 foot tall

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Seminal indeed.

So does the cum emerge from the tiny man’s mouth or what

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I could never leave this forum.

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Never having to worry about this is proper hetero privilege, huh.

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6ft penis man would never require a roll-neck jumper

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Does the tiny man have a cock

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dunno

Where do you find these people?!

Grow up Richard

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Yes, but it’s an even tinier man. And so on

For years, we joked that a former colleague didn’t have a penis but a little man in a flatcap that read you Russian poetry when you unzipped his fly and got him out.