as someone who can be either small or medium depending on the shop i think option 2 would benefit me

Das ist der Witz

Definitely the first one. No clothes fit me properly anyway and I never buy online.

obviously the first, that’s free energy!

and if you went back in time you could be a god

So everything you have ever ordered came the next day? Outrageous lies!

I see Bamnan’s replying. He’s too sexy for either of these things to matter.

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or if you were trapped somewhere bad at the end of the world you could listen to podcasts or play videogames

You can generally request it at extra cost from pretty much anywhere. You’re offering the same thing.

It is not free but you get it at standard cost. I’m sure it says it up there somewhere, I just can’t be bothered to look.

how you feeling, lonz? all recovered?

Get my fucking phone permanently charged

Sort of yeah. I was and then I got a cold (my sister claims that your immune system is down after anti-bs) but the cough that I got with it has remained and moved to my chest and I think I have a bit of a chest infection. Aarararrrrggggghhhhhh. Hopefully will be much milder than the one I had last year. And nothing like what i had recently.

I’ve never really been ill before this year. It’s fucking annoying.