Would you recognise your own arse?

If there were 7 photos of similar looking arses, one of which is your own, how confident are you that you would be able to identify which is yours?

  • Completely certain
  • Pretty sure I would be able to pick mine out
  • Maybe I’d guess correctly, maybe not
  • I think I could get this wrong
  • It’d be as good as a guess
  • I have no arse
  • Other

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One things for sure, that would be seven fantastic arses!


A girl once told me “That’s not a bottom, that’s an arse!”

If this thread doesn’t culminate in a BamPaint of 7 users imagined derrieres, i will be bitterly disappointed.

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Your own arse (anon)

  • Pert
  • Peachy
  • Hairy
  • Smooth
  • Fat
  • Voluptuous
  • Muscular
  • Clean
  • Moley
  • Flat
  • Boney
  • Cute

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Your arse (public)

  • Two cheeks
  • Has an anus
  • Below the back
  • Where the poo comes from
  • Often in pants
  • None of the above

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I’ve got a beauty spot that makes it quite recognisable but I don’t know which side it’s on

The middle side.

I’ve got one too.

I’ve got barely any bum at all. To the extent I have to have physiotherapy because I’m basically missing a bunch of muscles in it from atrophy and my hips take all the pressure and cause me agony. I’ve been told my back just somehow turns into my legs. I need to do a lot of squats.