Would you take a pill that made you 10% less cynical?

I don’t think there is one though.

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Wouldn’t work

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Is your heart not in it?

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Yeah, definitely

Yeah, I’m up for it.

@epimer, patent this mother fucker for me tout suite

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This forum has been really bad at paying my bills, so I’m going to need payment in advance this time. Nintendo credit is fine.

I’m very cynical, as you know.

so yes

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I’d take seven.

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You can have 2.5% of future profits. I am garnering some interest as you can well see.

People genuinely try this.

Sounds like someone needs an anti-cynicism pill

would that make you 52% less cynical than you were originally?

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Chill out, John Maths

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and be 0% cynical? I’d be too open and trusting!

Exactly. Just enough to tip the scales back to optimism.

Would there be a come down the next day that wud make you very cynical indeed?

The church would probably be interested

I try to be nice but I’m such a cynical and miserable person it can really undercut everything else.

Impossible to completely wipe out one’s cynicism with these fucking things.

Don’t need it thanks.