Would you take a pill that made you 10% less cynical?


#1

I don’t think there is one though.


#2

Wouldn’t work


#3

Is your heart not in it?


#4

Yeah, definitely


#5

Yeah, I’m up for it.

@epimer, patent this mother fucker for me tout suite


#6

This forum has been really bad at paying my bills, so I’m going to need payment in advance this time. Nintendo credit is fine.


#7

I’m very cynical, as you know.

so yes


#8

I’d take seven.


#9

You can have 2.5% of future profits. I am garnering some interest as you can well see.


#10

People genuinely try this.


#11

Sounds like someone needs an anti-cynicism pill


#12

would that make you 52% less cynical than you were originally?


#13

Chill out, John Maths


#14

and be 0% cynical? I’d be too open and trusting!


#15

Exactly. Just enough to tip the scales back to optimism.


#16

Would there be a come down the next day that wud make you very cynical indeed?


#17

The church would probably be interested


#18

Idk. In some ways it’s nice not to be cynical, isn’t it? My ex was completely non-cynical and it was kind of refreshing, especially as I am pretty cynical and tend to assume the worst. Maybe I should change my outlook a bit, perhaps it would make me a happier person.


#19

I try to be nice but I’m such a cynical and miserable person it can really undercut everything else.


#20

Impossible to completely wipe out one’s cynicism with these fucking things.