The sheer concentration of temptation in this post is too powerful

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Wtf mates,. Is this an appropriate size portion of pudding? I certainly don’t think so.

Banana for scale

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  • Pudding too small
  • Banana to scale

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I’ll make sure you’re buried with your stethoscope and white coat.

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  • Noodles with cabbage sounds like a delicious combination
  • Noodles and cabbage both exist.

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  • If the ceiling doesn’t kill you in your sleep, this weird light above the bed will
  • P E R I O D F E A T U R E

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DJ Rhoomba’s Teesside cousin?

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I just googled her and her name is Anita Lasker-Wallfisch, she just seems generally really good. Other people are really sad, one said she wished she’d died in there. It’s so grim that humans could put other humans through that… (sorry I know this is the evening thread)

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I came out of the fridge earlier to find someone holding a knife next to this avocado. They had purpose in their eyes but still 10 digits on their hands. I took their knife by request.

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really enjoying the different pronunciation of ma0sm every time

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:smiley:

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Is there any worse feeling than waking up dripping with sweat? Why does it keep happening to me?

  • Sun’s out; guns out
  • Better wear and extra pair of gloves

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that looks like an effort from one of @kermitwormit’s magazines

“i made this fancy lampshade using only a bin and some paperclips”

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My normal clothing is two pairs of socks and two pairs of leggings these days

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maybe turn your heating down

There’s no way I’m using this clearly haunted bath

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