WRESTLEMANIA 38 (and general rolling spring wrestling) THREAD!

  • Fake out intro for Cody - probably Elias or something.
  • The matches on the whole will be fine, but the winners will almost all be disappointing.
  • Balor and Ricochet both to be unceremoniously eliminated from the Andre the Giant, Jinder to win it.
  • Vince is unable to resist a screwy finish to Reigns vs Lesnar.

I’ve never been down on a Wrestlemania since I started watching, but this whole event is just going to be the drizzling shits.

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Maybe Veer will be sent

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Also I don’t think it will be shit it will just be fine

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Imagine if he’s Seth’s opponent and wins.

And then he doesn’t turn up to Raw the following day.

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I’ll just let Simon Miller tell me if it’s good or not

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Jobber entrance

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I voted Reigns in the poll but if some kind of no contest shenanigans was an option that’s what I’d have gone for

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I will count that as a point if it happens, anyone else wanting down for that

  • Yeah
  • Nah

0 voters

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Genuinely bizarre how great Pat McAfee is at all this. Best punter ever

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Any chance of McAfee and Corey Graves together on commentary on the night McAfee isn’t in the ring?

@dodecalicious is doing Dallas rn

Caught Spring Break last night was good fun, shite Janela/X-Pac match aside. Was really lovely to see Mickie James go and Mox is in unreal shape

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They kinda do the same role, no? Maybe for the battle royal if there is one, or the main event, otherwise they’ll just stick to brand splits i think

I’d like to see them bounce off each other for maybe one match. Could get a bit too much for ½ hour or so but on a mid-card match like The Mysterios vs The Miz-Logan Paul or Sami Zayn vs Knoxville would be great fun with silly arguments between Graves and McAfee.

I agree. I think Graves is very good at the heel commentator shtick.

Hopefully he’ll be at the desk if/when Carmella loses her tag belt.

Have the best time dude!!

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Has been good so far tbf! Back for more spring break tonight. Was at the axxess superstore earlier which was a bit drizzlin (tenner in to a… shop) but caught glimpses of Orton and Goldberg doing stuff there

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“That’s cool!”

Jfc

HE’S FAT!

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Daaaaaaamn Tony

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