This was in the MSE thread about saving money on groceries.
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenor?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenor!”—
Where the fuck is the Lenor?!
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I am nobody; I have nothing to do with explosions.
I have given my name and my day-clothes up to the nurses
And my history to the anesthetist and my body to surgeons.
They have propped my head between the THE SIMBA Hybrid® Pillow and the sheet-cuff
Like an eye between two white lids that will not shut.
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I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Waiting for an attendant at the self checkout tills
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I’ll take the ‘telling them when something’s wrong’ option instead please. Quite fancy being an internet complainer (outside of DiS)
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I remember the corned beef of my Heron Foods
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She’s got an aisle that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sign
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stare too long, I’d probably break down and cry
Whoa, oh, oh
Sweet Albert Heijn
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Themed weeks
Worth a peek
Middle aisle,
I like your style.
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For sale:
Baby carrots,
Three for two
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Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner
Are some spades.
(The Range)
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Aldi you remind me
Of sullen strops and nuclear death, piled miserable towards a heaven
That wants you cheaper unafraid of filth
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Oh LIDL Stretford,
Why are you always,
Out of soured cream?
And start selling proper decaf,
You cunts.
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These middle class pensioners,
Are all in a mood,
Still…
Your £12 pizza deal is quite good.
Godspeed you, M&S
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No longer Nisa will I wait
I clench my fist frozen peas petrified in aisle 2 of 2
GIVE ME THE BEER AND I WILL LEAVE
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Oh my supermarkets and grocers
Which of you to visit today?
To Lidl, the one a bit closer
Or Aldi, a lidl bit further away
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Till man from near my last flat
You’re too short to be that arrogant
It’s a Tesco express mate
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Corby Tesco
You’re the best, bro
Especially late at night
I love buying all your shite
I know bamnan shops here
I hope I bump into him one day
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Oh middle aisle
You make me smile
When I find a
Angle grinder
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Searching high and low,
Nothing but Barilla pasta sauce,
Toffee yum yums though!
It’s Lidl of course
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Co-op
Please don’t stop
You’re the best shop
In a half-mile radius
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