Wtf is Alizza fruit?

I’m excited to find out

Alizza DEEZ NUTS

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The ultimate citrus queen huh? Little more than a funny tasting orange I bet

Alizza bit of Monica in my life
Alizza bit of Erica by my side
Alizza bit of Rita’s all I need
Alizza bit of Tina’s what I see
Alizza bit of Sandra in the sun
Alizza bit of Mary all night long
Alizza bit of Jessica, here I am
Alizza bit of you makes me your man

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The ultimate citrus queen

  • Lemon
  • Lime
  • Orange
  • Satsuma
  • Clementine
  • Blood orange
  • Grapefruit
  • Pomelo
  • Yuzu

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Not much what’s alizza fruit with you?

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In very few replies we’ve got a ‘Mambo No.5’ based poll, a deez nuts joke and this classic format:

Really strong posting.

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Ee’sa fruit, Ee’sa fruit
He’s Alizza fruit!

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Alizza? I hardly know her!

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Alizza Keys

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It tasted like a mild orangey grapefruit!

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Not sure but Ahomer fruit is doughnuts and Abart fruit is his shorts

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Well we had a good run, everyone

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Did we?

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