#135

Batman doesn’t know how to cook pasta

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#136

Just found a fly at the bottom of my coffee. Absolutely kick today in the throat.

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#137

This morning?! Geez imagine giving birth to that :grimacing:

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#138

Fuck me that was a tough day/week.

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#139

@anon19035908 when things calm down and spare time is a thing for you again, can you please bring Blind Date back, but rename it Fiendish Singles

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#140

Think today was the most stressed I’ve been in my life

#141
  • oven pizza
  • ready meal Madras

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#142

no idea how you would go about cooking a curry

#143

too many ingredients. fuck that - i just buy it from the shop or get a takeaway if i want a curry.

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#144

there’s 3 ways

  1. ready meal
  2. buy meat, cover it in sauce out of a jar
  3. a magical mystery impossible way
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#145

seems like one of the most complicated foods possible, that and cake

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#146

you know where you are with an oven pizza.

Hey that rhymes!

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#147

what the hell kind of feature is this where they get an actor to cook something using ingredients from a corner shop and then present it in longform

there’s not a bit of this makes sense

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#148

Those are absolutely glorious. Diane Abbott’s mojito controversy on the Tube made me want to vote more for her.

#149

:joy: :joy:
honestly i’d assume that’s the only pasta shapes you ever buy :laughing: :+1:

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#150

absolutely nae idea but it’s worth it for this bit alone

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#151

Now that my friend is a good idea.

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#152

All I want from life is for my knuckle to not be like this

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#153

IANAD but have you tried betnovate? I used to get a dry patch similar to that on my knuckle and betnovate clears it right up

#154

I had very nice spaghetti bolognese for tea but I envy the halloween pasta

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