This morning?! Geez imagine giving birth to that :grimacing:

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Fuck me that was a tough day/week.

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@anon19035908 when things calm down and spare time is a thing for you again, can you please bring Blind Date back, but rename it Fiendish Singles

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Think today was the most stressed I’ve been in my life

  • oven pizza
  • ready meal Madras

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no idea how you would go about cooking a curry

too many ingredients. fuck that - i just buy it from the shop or get a takeaway if i want a curry.

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there’s 3 ways

  1. ready meal
  2. buy meat, cover it in sauce out of a jar
  3. a magical mystery impossible way
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seems like one of the most complicated foods possible, that and cake

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you know where you are with an oven pizza.

Hey that rhymes!

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what the hell kind of feature is this where they get an actor to cook something using ingredients from a corner shop and then present it in longform

there’s not a bit of this makes sense

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Those are absolutely glorious. Diane Abbott’s mojito controversy on the Tube made me want to vote more for her.

:joy: :joy:
honestly i’d assume that’s the only pasta shapes you ever buy :laughing: :+1:

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absolutely nae idea but it’s worth it for this bit alone

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Now that my friend is a good idea.

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All I want from life is for my knuckle to not be like this

IANAD but have you tried betnovate? I used to get a dry patch similar to that on my knuckle and betnovate clears it right up

I had very nice spaghetti bolognese for tea but I envy the halloween pasta

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I have not. Just using Asda’s dry skin cream for eczema etc. Think it’s either doing nothing or actually drying it out even more. Not tried Aveeno either. They’re all so expensive.

I tried loads of over and under(?) the counter things and that is the only one that worked for me. Like I would put it on before bed and wake up in the morning and it would be gone. Magical stuff. I have the ointment which is greasier and doesn’t rub off so easily. I have always got it on prescription but I could squeeze some out of my big tube and post it to you if you wanted to try it? Please remember I am not a doctor though.