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Who do you want to play you in the smash hit film adaptation?

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That’s standard surely, like if you have a capo on 5th fret you’d say play a G chord not play a C chord and expect them to play the G shape

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Should just refer to it as the fifth fret, surely?

Boring! How dare you!

look at this thing that was in my targetted advertising.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/372241166339

I don’t know what it is but it looks really cool.

I don’t know why picture two is girls in a warehouse though.

EDIT : picture 4 is “Oh I see you have a Nelson Rigg Polaris in your pocket or are you just pleased to see us” ??

Does anyone know anything about conservation areas? If I got a small shipping container and put it in my garden are the neighbours going to kick up a fuss?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/302538607168

yes, yes we will :laughing:

Check your garage privilege m8! I was going to cover it with creeper so it wouldn’t look as ugly if that helps?

Yeah but chord shapes are a different kettle of fish to pitches of actual frets.

How does that help me know what key I’m in?! I must know at all times. For… reasons.

Yeah I guess it actually depends on what you visualise transposing as meaning

People (old people to be precise) are being particularly infuriating today :grimacing::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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itd be a temporary structure anyway wouldn’t it, much like a caravan or something. fill your boots I say :man_shrugging:

Oh man the Green Walkers would be livid if I plonked a caravan in my garden. Might do it for that reason.

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hoping you didn’t miss the opportunity to wheel out the classic “well the flag’s a big plus” banter ?

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Every story I hear about people who live in conservation areas suggests that they definitely will complain.

swap you for a titanium spoon ?

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get a new fridge jesus christ