X is the new Y


#1

Rachel Riley is the new Carol Vordeman
Graham Norton is the new Wogan
Gai Assulin is the new Messi

These are all old examples of X being the new Y, got any new ones?


#2

Not knowing what Snapchat is is the new not being on Facebook


#3

Thought this was going to be some kind of hideous sexism thread. I am relieved.


#4

Lagom is the new hygge


#5

People only please David.


#6

People only please Marcus.


#7

Any old shit is the new Nirvana


#8

Or, worse, something about Coldplay.


#9

Marcus is not the new marckee.


#10

Angela Scanlon is the new Alex Jones


#11

I can’t think of any. Sorry.


#12

Superb Foppsy-Woppsy, thanks very much (added bonus of Alex Jones being the old new Christine Bleakley!)


#13

It’s a chain! I was going to put Christine but thought Jones was more appropriate.


#14

Peter Capaldi is the most recent doctor who.


#15

This is shit mate, just utter fucking shit on toast.


#16

Joss Stone is the new Dusty Springfield


#17

Finley Quaye is the new Lou Reed


#18