#1

Rachel Riley is the new Carol Vordeman
Graham Norton is the new Wogan
Gai Assulin is the new Messi

These are all old examples of X being the new Y, got any new ones?

#2

Not knowing what Snapchat is is the new not being on Facebook

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#3

Thought this was going to be some kind of hideous sexism thread. I am relieved.

#4

Lagom is the new hygge

#5

People only please David.

#6

People only please Marcus.

#7

Any old shit is the new Nirvana

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#8

Or, worse, something about Coldplay.

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#9

Marcus is not the new marckee.

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#10

Angela Scanlon is the new Alex Jones

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#11

I can’t think of any. Sorry.

#12

Superb Foppsy-Woppsy, thanks very much (added bonus of Alex Jones being the old new Christine Bleakley!)

#13

It’s a chain! I was going to put Christine but thought Jones was more appropriate.

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#14

Peter Capaldi is the most recent doctor who.

#15

This is shit mate, just utter fucking shit on toast.

#16

Joss Stone is the new Dusty Springfield

#17

Finley Quaye is the new Lou Reed

#18