Whatever ridiculous amount of money my mum drops in the Teddington Cheese shop

Poddington peas
Teddington cheese

Gotta have a system

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also in charge of the cheese board. going for:

cheddar
morbier
brie
cropwell bishop stilton
manchego (curado)

carrs table water
carrs melts
jacobs cracker selection
hovis digestives

membrillo

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also in charge of charcuterie and pies, so:

mrs king’s pork pies (x2 large)
chorizo
jamon
milano salami
selection of pates
as many kilos of smoked salmon as I can get away with

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Solid. Maybe go for blacksticks blue/colton basset, but id be very happy with your selections.

Table water biscuits can do one though

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Pickled onion request please

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shit, you’re right. gonna change the order now, cheers

they have a place with really strong cheeses I think. obviously the ultimate is a digestive hovis, but too much of a good thing eh

I don’t like pickled things, so no one can have it. membrillo is superior anyway

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Morbier :heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

its stupidly good. never feel as though I get enough for xmas, but its expensive I guess.

Got a pickled onion cheese from the butcher at work, also some Ticklemore goat’s cheese and Tickler cheddar, oh and some Devon Blue and Sharpham rustic with garlic and chives. Bloody love working in a place with a butchers.

Brb

Need toeat some cheese

  • Not touching a Christmas dessert or pudding so I’ve got more room to stuff my filthy gob with chesse
  • Incorrect option

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Coming round to the opinion that its best to blow the budget on just one or two really nice cheeses. Last year I got a whole reblochon half price in Waitrose on Dec 21ish, ate pretty much the whole thing to myself on Christmas day with a box of Peters Yard crackers, was one of the best things ive ever done

Couple of years ago I threw a cheese and wine party that had about 17 cheeses.

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And a cheese hedgehog of course

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I was eating cheese for weeks

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Hovis biscuits with butter and stilton is a favourite of mine. Hovis biscuits with any cheese really

I have some Godminster cheddar - bloody lovely it is too :crazy_face:

Best cheese biscuits:

  • M&S black olive crackers
  • Hovis digestives

Bought a fuck off massive cheese board that looks more like some kind of seedy initiation paddle from Ikea yesterday. We’ve only bought epoisses between ourselves but my folks are gonna buy a load from The Cheese Society shop back in Lincoln before they head down :cheese:

Bitches, I’m eating cheese this year.

No idea what to get just get. I like em stinky.

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I don’t think I have ever had morbier, might give that a try.

Not sure what I will go for yet. Going to cycle out to the big Sainsbury’s and go mad at 5he cheese counter probably (the best of the affordable local options).